dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

(Source: 4rtf4rt)

slenderlock:

Problems:

  1. I want this story to be written
  2. I don’t want this story to be written by anyone but me
  3. I don’t want to write this story

egberts:

support group for ppl who used to be the same age as their favourite character but then got older

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

Thanks WBC!

panicatthedisco:

Thank you Westboro Baptist Church for the update on the total amount you donated to Human Rights Campaign today. $20X13= weak. We’re going to make it an even $1000. We will also be donating 5% of our total merch sales from this show to HRC.

ilovett:

ashagreyioy:

when people are pushing ur buttons and ur just like “how am i gonna be a hufflepuff about this”

was I supposed to sing that to the tune of pompeii? because that’s what happened

(Source: barbhenrickson)